Harry: “Do you regret anything that you’ve done over the past seven years?”
Dougie: Everything.
Harry: Everything?
Dougie: I regret everything.
Harry: Really?
Dougie: I regret you.
Harry: You didn’t… Conceive me.
Dougie: I regret ever spending any time with you.
Harry: If that’s the case, why don’t you leave now? You’re spending time with me.
Dougie: I’m stuck with you though. The contract and uh… Pudd contract. Remember that contract we signed a long time ago?
Harry: Puddtract.